Curse

flyinhigh · Aug 01, 2008, 06:00 AM // 06:00

time travel is quite possible and has been proven. In one direction, into the future. you can travel to the future by simply moving as fast as you can. The Hafele-Keating experiment proved this. granted it only moved the clocks .15 microseconds into the future, but it still did it. that was in 1971, wtf you people didn't learn this in physics?

Joe Fierce · Aug 01, 2008, 06:01 AM // 06:01

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Originally Posted by Kanyatta

I've got a time machine in my basement. It only goes forward at regular speed. it's essentially a cardboard box that I wrote "Time Machine" on in Sharpie.

-Demetri Martin

yep, good eye.

Kanyatta · Aug 01, 2008, 06:07 AM // 06:07

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Originally Posted by flyinhigh

time travel is quite possible and has been proven. In one direction, into the future. you can travel to the future by simply moving as fast as you can.

Shouldn't people be time-traveling every time they're like, playing basketball then?

fenix · Aug 01, 2008, 06:37 AM // 06:37

Two things;

Firstly. Cats are not funny. Gtfo Joe Fierce.

Secondly. MMSDome's brother could be right. Too bad we'll all be dead before time travel is even close to being possible, so it doesn't matter if he is or isn't.

flyinhigh · Aug 01, 2008, 06:47 AM // 06:47

you need to realize that the scale you are moving on is compared to the speed of light. or 300,000,000 meters per second. considering that the next fastest object or thing in the universe is plasma jets being ejected from the centers of galaxies only rates at .1% the speed of light, playing basketball really doesn't seem to be moving fast enough.

Joe Fierce · Aug 01, 2008, 06:48 AM // 06:48

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Originally Posted by fenix

Two things;

Firstly. Cats are not funny. Gtfo Joe Fierce.

Secondly. MMSDome's brother could be right. Too bad we'll all be dead before time travel is even close to being possible, so it doesn't matter if he is or isn't.

thirdly, don't think you have some divine right over what is said simply because you paid the "i give handies to guru staff" fee to become an elite guru, fourthly quit being a f**king robot and grow an opinion of your own, and fifthly find a large cillindrically shaped object below someones belt line, and choke on it, preferably to death.

fenix · Aug 01, 2008, 06:54 AM // 06:54

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Originally Posted by Joe Fierce

thirdly, don't think you have some divine right over what is said simply because you paid the "i give handies to guru staff" fee to become an elite guru, fourthly quit being a f**king robot and grow an opinion of your own, and fifthly find a large cillindrically shaped object below someones belt line, and choke on it, preferably to death.

Pretty sure paying $5 for the use of a Sig doesn't give me divine right. Pretty sure I'm not a robot, and if you knew anything you would realise I don't follow opinions. Also pretty sure telling me to choke on a dick makes YOU the robot. Unless being utterly unoriginal discounts you from this all together.

Oh, and learn some English you moron. Think you can come in here and attempt to troll me, and you use the grammar and spelling of a 5 year old. Try again you half witted assface. Although, knowing failures like yourself, you'll probably crawl into a hole and cry. Or copypasta some troll from somewhere else, and try to make it your own. Either way, you're a joke.

Avarre · Aug 01, 2008, 06:56 AM // 06:56

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Originally Posted by Joe Fierce

thirdly, don't think you have some divine right over what is said simply because you paid the "i give handies to guru staff" fee to become an elite guru, fourthly quit being a f**king robot and grow an opinion of your own, and fifthly find a large cillindrically shaped object below someones belt line, and choke on it, preferably to death.

No, he's right. You're not funny.

around · Aug 01, 2008, 06:57 AM // 06:57

Pretty sure he should be in the YLYL thread then.

ZING

Unlucky Slayer · Aug 01, 2008, 07:05 AM // 07:05

Right... Before this train wreck causes any more damage, I'm going to put a stop to it here.

Pending a good cleanup it may be re opened.